Chuck Norris - When he talks, You LISTEN!!!!!

Now who is this guy Chuck Norris?? If you do not know him, YOU PHAIL!!!! LOL.....A little copy pasta from Wikipedia:

"Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star and television and film actor who is known for action roles such as Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger and for his iconically tough image and roundhouse kick."

Now for the Chuck Norris Facts. Remember this, when you talk about Chuck Norris remember to insert the facts or else you will DIE!!!!

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• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  

These are only some of the facts. For more Chuck Norris Facts please go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/. And now the motivational poster LOL

Now when you are done reading up the Chuck Norris Facts, then you are approved by Chuck Norris. And here is the seal of approval....LOL